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Purity Test - 500 Questions

This test rates your sexual purity. This test consists of 500 detailed questions. For the purposes of this test, "sex" is defined as one or more of the following: intercourse, oral sex, or anal sex. Digital sex doesn't count - you have to draw the line somewhere.

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Friendly Relations

Have you ever done the following...

	kissed anyone on their head/neck region as a friendly gesture?
	held hands with someone?
	had a date?
	had a date past 1 a.m.?
	dated someone on a regular basis?
	picked someone up?
	been picked up?
	gone steady?
	slow danced?
	had the symptoms of russian fingers (rushin' fingers)?
	had the symptoms of roman hands (roamin' hands)?
	shared sleeping accommodations with someone without steamy happenings?
	given a back or neck rub or massage with no ulterior motive?
	used tickling as a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine?
	asked someone who was not your so or had ever been if they were a virgin?
	used physical prowess as a pickup routine?
	secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing?
	dropped subtle hints to someone whom you liked, hoping for a reaction?
	written anonymous "love letters" to someone?

Autoerotica and monosexualism

Have you ever done the following:

	had an arousing dream? (wet dreams and the like.)
	been sexually aroused?
	verbally expressed obscenities?
	fantasizied about someone in a superior position to you?
	fantasizied about someone in a professional relationship with you?
	fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely?
	fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time?
	read or bought pornographic periodicals?
	ever had a subscription to pornographic periodicals?
	read sexually explicit literature?
	gone skinny dipping alone?
	made obscene phone calls?
	phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers? (e.g. 976-fuck)
	phoned up any live phone sex numbers?
	stuffed your bra or pants?
	shaved your genital pubic hair?
	shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis?
	colored or bleached your genital pubic hair?
	shaved or shaped your genital pubic hair in a particular design?
	masturbated?
	masturbated at least five times in one twenty-four hour period?
	masturbated on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a fortnight?
	masturbated where you could have been discovered?
	masturbated out in the wilds or in nature with no nearby civilisation?
	masturbated to orgasm?
	masturbated while reading either sexually explicit material?
	masturbated while driving a moving land vehicle?
	masturbated while on the phone?
	masturbated while in a bathroom of the opposite sex?
	masturbated while watching an r or x-rated show?
	seen any burlesque show? (rocky horror counts)
	been to a peep show?
	been to a private showing of a pornographic movie?
	seen a pornographic movie in a theater?
	walked around in your room/apartment/house/habitation in the nude?
	walked around in a public area with a top but no bottom?
	bought blatant sexual objects?
	owned any erotic art pieces?
	written down your own stories or fantasies for masturbatory purposes?
	sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in food (bananas, carrots, apples...)?
	eaten any erotic food items? (chocolate tits, banana dicks, etc.)
	sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in any carvable materaial other than food?
	made an x- or r-rated snowman or snowwoman?
	tasted your own orgasmic liquids?
	inserted your finger into your rectum?
	used ben-wa balls or anal beads?
	performed oral sex on yourself?
	willingly urinated on the garments that you were wearing at the time?
	willingly urinated on any part of your body?
	willingly defecated on the garments that you were wearing at the time?
	willingly defecated on yourself?

Legislative misfits and other ethical things

Have you ever done the following:

	administered a whole purity test
	taken purity tests of any versions more than 5 times?
	lied on any previous purity tests?
	exaggerated about any sexual experiences?
	gone to (or escorted someone to) a planned parenthood clinic?
	broken your word, promise, or vow?
	lied to someone at someone else's request?
	lied about your sexual preference in order to avoid a date?
	written graffitti?
	plagiarized?
	shoplifted?
	stolen?
	made out a check that bounced?
	used someone else's credit card without their knowledge and/or consent?
	committed breaking and entering?
	seen a snuff film?
	read someone else's diary without their knowledge and/or consent?
	searched someone's room without their knowledge and/or consent?
	told someone that you loved them when you did not?
	told someone that you loved them so you could have sex with them?
	fantazised about other people than your partner during sexual activities?
	intentionally listened in on other people having sex, oral sex, etc?
	used alcohol to lower someone else's inhibitions for the purpose of sex?
	used drugs to lower someone else's inhibitions for the purpose of sex?
	drugged someone without their knowledge and/or consent?
	forced or coerced someone into having intimate relations with you?
	had multiple dates on one night with one or more parties unaware of the other?
	gone steady with two or more people at the same time ?
	gone steady with two or more people at the same time while all aware of it?
	urinated on someone else intentionally? (piss fights!)
	urinated in any receptacle that was not designed for the purpose?
	urinated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse, tree, bush or any commonly accepted pisshole?
	urinated from higher than the fifth floor, or equivalent thereof?
	defecated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse or such?
	stored any excretia in a refrigerator, oven, or any food storage device?
	stored evacuated excretia anywhere else?
	entered a bathroom of the opposite sex, unaccompanied by someone of the the opposite sex, while not involved in a search and/or rescue misson?
	mooned or flashed someone from the front?
	farted (audibly) in mixed company?
	streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed youself in public?
	streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in public before a formal (official) gathering of people?
	been arrested? (picture taken and all that wonderful, free stuff.)
	received money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone?
	given money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone?
	thought you might be, or might have caused someone else to be, unintentionally pregnant?
	bought a home pregnancy test?
	bought condoms?
	borrowed/stolen/taken birth control devices from your or someone else's parents? (condoms, spermicidal foam, diaphragms, chastity belt)
	had, or given someone, an unwanted pregnancy?
	lied about being pregnant or about having made someone pregnant?
	had sex while either you or your partner, but not both, were under the legal age of consent of the state in which you were having sex?
	thought you had vd?
	had vd of any sort (vd, std's, i.e. the clap, crabs, herpes, etc.)
	had an aids test due to reasonable suspicion or hyperactive imagination?
	given a sympathy fuck?
	initiated sex with someone for the sake of sex only?
	willingly committed incest?
	committed adultery? (you need not have been the one who was married to get this point.)
	bought lingerie/undergarments of the opposite sex?
	stolen the underwear of someone you knew, for a purpose other than that of a practical joke or to just ire the person?
	intentionally taken someone's underwear and didn't know who it belonged to?

Drugs

Have you ever done the following:

	had an alcoholic drink?
	been intoxicated?
	thrown up from having drunk too much alcohol?
	passed out due to having drunk too much alcohol?
	forgotten events that occurred while you were drunk?
	smoked tobacco? (cigarette, pipe, cigar, hookah)
	chewed tobacco? (snuff)
	bought controlled/illicit drugs, or any compound scheduled by the dea, in violation of the law?
	sold or re-sold controlled/illicit substances, or any compound scheduled by the dea, in violation of the law?
	taken stimulants?
	taken depressants excluding alcohol?
	inhaled nitrous oxide while not visiting a dentist?
	inhaled anything containing butyl nitrate?
	used a commercial aphrodisiac?
	taken valium?
	smoked marijuana/sensemilia?
	smoked marijuana/sensemilia more than four times?
	eaten marijuana/sensemilia?
	eaten marijuana or sensemilia more than four times?
	taken opiate in any form?
	taken opiate in any form more than twice?
	used cocaine?
	used cocaine more than four times?
	injected any drugs into your body for any other purpose other than medical?
	injected any one drug into your body for any purpose other than medical more than twice?
	taken ecstasy/x?
	taken pcp?
	taken pcp more than twice?
	taken d-lysergic acid diethylamide (lsd-25), peyote, or psilocybin?
	taken lsd, peyote, or psilocybin more than twice?
	taken lsd more than six times?
	deliberately injured yourself so as to obtain medication?
	played any games in which there was a mystery as to who would be getting drugs and who wouldn't, yet everybody plays in it?
	gone to class or work while under the influence of drugs?(alcohol ok)
	mixed drugs? (alcohol counts. mixed meaning being under the influence of two or more drugs at once.)
	sold possessions in order to obtain drugs?
	had sex while under the influence of nitrous?
	had an orgasm while under the influence of nitrous? (difficult because of timing).
	had sex while under the influence of cocaine?
	had sex while under the influence of marijuana/sensemilia?
	had sex while under the influence of ecstasy/x?
	had sex while under the influence of lsd, peyote, or psilocybin?
	had sex while under the influence of drugs with a partner who did not realize you were on them?

Non-platontic relations

For the purpose of answering the questions in this section:
If you are heterosexual, your partner is someone of the opposite gender
If you are homosexual, your partner is someone of your own gender
If you are a confirmed bisexual, your partner is someone of the opposite gender
Have you ever done the following:

	propositioned someone for necking or petting?
	propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
	pinched or patted someone else's buttocks?
	french kissed?
	been kissed below the neck but not including arms or hands?
	kissed someone else below the neck but not including arms or hands?
	necked?
	petted above the waist?
	petted below the waist?
	kissed on the first date?
	necked on the first date?
	petted above the waist on the first date?
	petted below the waist on the first date?
	given a hickey?
	received a hickey?
	worn specific clothes for the purpose of hiding hickeys?
	fondled or stroked someone else's clothed legs?
	fondled or stroked someone else's bare legs?
	fondled or stroked someone else's frontal chest/torso region?
	had your frontal chest/torso region fondled or stroked?
	been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed?
	had your fingers licked or sucked?
	had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked, or nibbled?
	licked, breathed onto, sucked, or nibbled an ear or ear region?
	licked or sucked someone else's finger(s)?
	fondled someone who was asleep?
	given a back massage with ulterior motives?
	given a back massage that led to something steamier?
	seen someone else completely nude when that person was under good lighting conditions?
	been seen completely nude by someone else under good lighting conditions?
	been in someone's company while both of you were completely nude?
	bathed or showered with someone?
	let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself.
	gone skinny dipping in mixed company?
	been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's clothed breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)?
	been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's bare breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)?
	licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else's nipple?
	had your nipple licked, sucked, or nibbled upon?
	petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's covered genitals?
	had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled?
	petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's bare genitals?
	had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled?
	had an orgasm while petting?
	given your partner an orgasm while petting?
	given finger scratch marks?
	received finger scratch marks?
	drawn blood by scratching during sex?
	drawn blood by biting during sex? (hickeys do not count as having drawn blood)
	given or received scars from scratches or bites made during sex?
	performed oral sex?
	received oral sex?
	swallowed semen, or licked female liquids off of fingers?
	done sixty-nine ?
	performed mutual masturbation?
	had sex? (no need for orgasm; penetration counts.)
	had sex on the first date?
	had sex without the use of birth control devices? (use of the rhythm, prayer, and hope methods counts as "without the use of birth control devices".)
	had sex with a virgin? (not yourself.)
	had sex with someone whose name you did not know? (and still don't know)
	had sex with someone whose face you never saw?
	had sex with someone where there was an age difference of more than 20 years?
	had sex with someone not of your own race?
	had sex with a religious officiary? (priest, nun, mother-superior, cardinal, pope, deity, etc.)

Non-primary choice relations

This section deals with whether you have done things that you may or may not have been comfortable with.
For the purpose of answering the questions in this section:
If you are heterosexual, your partner is someone of the same gender
If you are homosexual, your partner is someone of the opposite gender
If you are a confirmed bisexual, your partner is someone of the same gender
Have you ever done the following:

	held hands or otherwise displayed public affection?
	kissed someone on the lips?
	french kissed someone?
	necked?
	petted?
	received manual sex?
	given manual sex?
	received oral sex?
	given oral sex?
	had sex?
	had sex with a virgin? (not yourself.)
	had sex with someone when there was an age difference of more than 20 years?
	had anal sex? (the use of fingers or any phallic objects in this case would also count.)
	been involved in fist-fucking?
	done 69? (simultaneous oral sex.)
	propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
	yielded willingly to a proposition from someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
	had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? (and still don't know.)
	had sex with someone whose face you never saw?
	been a participant in a who's-physically-better-equipped verification contest?
	been a judge in a contest such as above?
	gave money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
	received money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
	fondled someone who was asleep?
	attempted to seduce someone?
	allowed yourself to be seduced?
	had an orgasm while petting?
	gave your partner an orgasm while petting?
	had an orgasm at all?
	had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with more than 10 people?
	stroked or fondled the clothed legs of someone?
	stroked or fondled the bare legs of someone?
	stroked or fondled the clothed chest/torso region of someone?
	stroked or fondled the bare chest/torso region of someone?
	stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the clothed genitals of someone else?
	stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the bare genitals of someone else?
	had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation with someone not of your own race?
	been in a menage-a-trois of people of the same sex?
	been involved in group sex, with all participants of the same sex? (4 or more people, partners must be exchanged.)

Alternate choices

Answer yes only if you do the action on a serious basis.
Have you ever done any of the following on a serious basis?

	been decidedly heterosexual?
	been decidedly homosexual?
	been decidedly bisexual?
	practiced bestiality (avec les animaux)?
	practiced transvesticism?
	practiced sadism ?
	practiced masochism ?
	practiced bondage?
	practiced domination?
	practiced submission?
	practiced sodomy (anal intercourse)?
	practiced cocrophilia (a marked interest in excrement; esp. the use of feces or filth for sexual excitement)?
	practiced frotteurism (masturbation by rubbing against another's person or the need to rub against another stranger)?
	practiced infantilism (a dependency on the sight or feeling of diapers or of being diapered; a dependency on being dressed and treated as a baby)?
	practiced klismaphilia (a dependency on being given an enema)?
	practiced necrophilia (copulation with a corpse)?
	practiced mysophilia (a dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as sweaty underwear or used menstrual pads)?
	practiced scoptophilia (a dependency on looking at sexual organs and watching sexual activity openly, not surreptitiously, as in voyeurism)?
	practiced urophilia (being dependently responsive to the smell or taste of urine or the sight and sound of someone urinating)?
	practiced role-playing (nurse-patient, teacher-student, border guard- well endowed co-ed, etc.)?
	owned an underwear collection of underwear not belonging to you?
	been a foot fetishist to any degree?
	been a leather fetishist to any degree?
	been a rubber/latex fetishist to any degree?
	been a voyeur?
	been an exhibitionist?

group sexual relations

This section relates to what you have or have not done where groups of people are concerned, with at least one person of the opposite sex having been present.
Have you ever done any of the following?

	listened to dirty jokes in mixed company?
	told dirty jokes in mixed company?
	discussed masturbation? (bringing up the topic of masturbation during purity testing does not cut it as discussing masturbation.)
	watched a porn movie in mixed company?
	watched a porn movie with your own or someone else's parents?
	played a game which may require you or others to disrobe?
	played a game which may require you or others to perform an action on another participant?
	been in intimate contact with more than one person at the same time while all of you were nude?
	had oral sex with more than 10 people? (not necessarily at one time)
	had sex with more than 10 people? (not necessarily at one time)
	had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour period?
	had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period?
	been in a menage-a-trois with at least one member of the opposite sex?
	walked in on others having sex (committed an "oops") and then joined in?
	had sex or oral sex with a person and his/her parent? (not necessarily at the same time.)
	had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, necking, or petting with a person and his/her sibling? (not necessarily at the same time.)
	been involved in a two (or more) in one? (oral & anal or vaginal & anal counts. but no fingers - we're talking the real thing here.)
	been involved in a gang bang? (step right up; come and get it while it's hot.)
	been in a circle of fuck?
	been in a 69 circle?
	been to a (cooking, baby, wesson) oil party?
	played naked twister [tm] (with or without oil)?
	participated in a heterosexual orgy or been involved in group sex? (four people or more; partners must be exchanged.
	participated in a bisexual orgy or group sex? (four people or more; partners must be exchanged.)
	propositioned a person or group of people for group sex?
	been propositioned for group sex?
	participated in a fuck-a-thon? (where the object is to see how many times you can do it in a certain amount of time.)

Non-sentient objects

Have you ever done any of the following?

	used a bowling pin, coke bottle, or something along those general shapes for masturbatory or sexual purposes?
	masturbated using the aid of food?
	eaten the food used in masturbation after masturbation?
	eaten a lab dissection?
	inserted food into your or someone else's anus?
	eaten food after it was extracted/evacuated from your or someone else's anus?
	received an enema for a purpose other than medical?
	received an enema consisting on a non-normal enema solution (wine, beer, urine, windex)?
	actually measured your own or someone else's penis? (i.e., actually grabbed a ruler, yardstick, tape measure, etc.)
	used a mechanical hand-holdable device in aiding or replacing masturbation? (vibrator, massager, dustbuster(tm), vacuum cleaner, etc.)
	used a feather or any other tickling device for the purpose of tickling?
	used tickling as a form of arousal?
	used ice for sexual purposes?
	used ice for something frozen as a dildo? (ice cubes don't count here - icicles, popsicles, and the like. penetration.)
	used a strap-on dildo or male extension sheath?
	used whipped cream for sexual purposes?
	used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes?
	had sex in front of or under a mirror?
	put food, gravy, syrup, salad dressing, candy, peanut butter, honey or anything else edible on your partner's body, and then eaten it?
	used household syrup, sandwich spreading, oil, salad dressing, or any like substance for sexual purposes?
	used ropes, chains, cuffs or any other such device for bondage purposes?
	used a whip, chain, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain?
	worn edible underwear/lingerie?
	eaten edible underwear/lingerie off of someone?
	worn a leather/grore suit?
	worn diapers for a sexual or masturbatory purpose?
	been diapered by someone else for a sexual or masturbatory purpose?
	used a ball gag or other manufactured gag?
	worn a collar and/or leash?
	been completely tied down (spreadeagled, hogtied, etc.)?
	tied someone down completely?
	had sex while you or your partner was tied up?
	used nipple clips (clothespins count)?
	pierced a part of your body other than your ears or nose (nipples, labia , head of penis)?
	found a prepubescent child sexually attractive/arousing?
	had sexual contact of any kind with a prepubescent child?
	used an inflatable doll?
	humped an inanimate object like a pillow, (dinner) liver, hole in the wall, sausage, banana, etc?
	had sex or oral sex with a dead person?
	inserted a small animal or creature into your rectum? (either alive or dead.)
	had sex or oral sex with your (dead) dinner animal?
	watched animals having sex?
	been aroused by the sight of animals having sex?
	attempted to have sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a live animal, but failed?
	had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a smallish animal? (dog, cat, rabbit, lab rat, gerbil, etc.)
	had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a domesticated farm animal? (cow, pig, chicken, sheep, etc.)
	mutilated or killed any living animal or creature for your pleasures?
	had sex with a live animal? (any size.)
	received oral sex from a live animal? (any size.)
	gave oral sex to a live animal? (any size.)
	had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a single type animal more than once? (alive or dead.)
	had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with an animal in the presence of 1 or more other people?
	cross dressed in the undergarments of the opposite sex for a sexual purpose? (this means that school plays, initiations, and the like don't count.)
	cross dressed in the undergarments of the opposite sex for a sexual purpose in the presence of 1 or more other people? (plays and the like still don't count - this is for a sexual purpose).
	stuffed your pants or bra while you were cross-dressed for your sexual purpose?
	had your head inserted into a urinal or toilet bowl willingly?
	worn groinal underwear on your head? (panties, jock-strap, etc.)
	eaten, sucked, licked, nibbled, or otherwise inserted a used, unwashed piece of groinal underwear into your mouth while said underwear was not being worn at the time?
	deliberately sniffed or smelled a used, unwashed piece of groinal underwear while it was not being worn at the time?
	been gagged with someone's underwear? (not your own)
	played in or with shit?
	worn or used a condom or any feminine hygiene contraption that has already been used by someone else?

Localities

This section tries to figure out how many places you have done it.
Have you ever done any of the following?

	necked or petted in a place of religion? (church, temple, altar, grand holy cabbage head patch, etc.)
	had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place of religion?
	necked or petted in a place of the dead? (morgue, mortuary, cemetery, etc.)
	had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place of the dead?
	necked or petted in a contraption of the dead? (coffin, hearse, body bag, etc.)
	had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a contraption of the dead?
	had sex in/on a construction site (house, office, launch platform, etc.)?
	necked or petted in a moderately sized, land/road-based vehicle of less than 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight? (car, station wagon, van, minivan, minibus, fuckmobile, etc.)
	had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a moderately sized, land/road-based vehicle of less than 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight?
	necked or petted in a land/road-based vehicle of more than 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight? (truck, tank, armored car, steam- roller, crane, bulldozer, garbage truck, etc.)
	had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land/road-based vehicle of more than 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight?
	had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land- based, non road dependant vehicle? (train, subway, roller-coaster, monorail, disneyland ride, etc.)
	necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex in a water based, manual powered vehicular transport medium? (rowboat, surfboard, floating bathtub, etc.) (for this question only counts if in water at the time.)
	necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex in a water based, wind or propeller driven transport medium less than 80 feet in length? (yacht, pt boat, windsurfer, sunfish, etc.)
	necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex in a water based, wind or propeller driven transport medium more than 80 feet in length? (cruise ship, battleship, aircraft carrier, submarine, etc.)
	necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex in an aircraft? (airplane, helicopter, hovercraft, balloon, zeppelin, space shuttle, flying carpet, flying saucer, etc.)
	had sex in a household room other than a bedroom?
	had sex on the floor (but not the roof)?
	had sex on any furniture that is indoors but is not a bed, table, desk, counter-top, a nor anything that is predominantly used for sitting or as a table/desk? (television, washer/dryer, microwave, etc.)_
	had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in a telephone booth, voting booth, automatic photograph taker, or any such small, non-moving enclosure that was not designed for such activities?
	had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in an elevator, people-mover, escalator, dumbwaiter, or any building- internal people moving device?
	had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation up a tree but not in a tree house or similar structure?
	had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation in a suspension device of some kind (hammock, trampoline, tightrope, safety net, etc.)?
	had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation on the roof of a building in excess of 5 floors?
	had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation inside or within the confines of a hedge, bush, other natural vegetation which can provide a wall effect, cave, rock overhang, in a well, etc?
	had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in the snow? (spring thaw is acceptable.)
	had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a place where the prevailing , ambient temperature (of the air immediately surrounding you) was below the freezing point of water?
	had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in a place where you could have been discovered?
	had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a water-filled bathtub, hot tub, or under a shower or other running water (waterfall, torrential downpour, monsoon, etc.)?
	had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a body of water? (swimming pool, swimming hole, pond, lake, lagoon, sea, ocean, etc.)
	had sex on the beach (and the resultant sand in uncomfortable places)?
	had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a bathroom of the opposite sex?
	gone to a motel (however sleazy) for the sole purpose of having sex?

style

This checks on your style as a lover.
Have you ever done the following:

	watched while someone else masturbated?
	been watched while masturbating?
	orgasmed on somebody?
	orgasmed in somebody if you are male, or had someone orgasm in you if you are female?
	had more than one person orgasm on you at once, or been one of several people orgasming on someone else?
	been involved in the use of a penis as a leash or bludgeoning device?
	been involved in oxygen deprivation for sexual enhancement?
	willingly made video tapes or had pictures taken while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
	physically watched others having sex?
	watched your partner of choice having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone else?
	taken pictures or made video tapes of your partner of choice having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone else?
	willingly made audio recordings while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
	talked dirty while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
	intentionally made more noise than necessary while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation so as to put on a good show for whoever might have been listening in?
	intentionally made "animal" noises during sex?
	had a pet or domesticated animal walk over you or your partner while you were involved in sex or oral sex?
	had a general emergency arise while you were steeped in sex? (house on fire, flash flood, hurricane, private plane crash lands in your dwelling, earthquake ("did the earth move for you?") etc.)
	had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
	taken nude pictures of someone else?
	had nude pictures of you taken?
	placed a personal ad?
	answered a personal ad?
	been involved in breast fucking? (aka "the hawaiian muscle fuck")
	participated in fist-fucking? (see "caligula")
	shaved someone's genital pubic hair (or had yours shaved) as part of a sexual activity?
	had sex for more than three hours in a single session of sex?
	been bruised during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? (hickies do not count.)
	bruised someone else during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
	been injured during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
	orgasmed more than three times in one session of sex?
	had sex so many times or for so long that one or both people involved runs dry?
	disturbed other people by making excessive noise while having sex?
	had sex or mutual masturbation or received oral sex while you were driving (the car or boat or whatever vehicle)?
	had sex doggie fashion?
	had sex in the female superior position?
	had sex sitting up?
	had sex standing up?
	had sex upside-down?
	gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for re-entry?
	fallen asleep during sex?
	woken up to someone having sex with you?
	had sex while one person was passed out or unconscious?
	given or received a hickey on your upper inner thigh?
	been on the receiving of anal sex?
	been on the slamming end of anal sex (a dildo counts)?
	had sex more than 10 times with 1 person?
	had sex more than 5 times in a 24 hour period?
	had sex more than 10 times in a 24 hour period?
	had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in masturbation while someone other than your partner was watching?
	had sex or oral sex while one or both of you were playing a musical instrument, hacked, watched television, read, drawn or in other words were preoccupied with something other than sex and lust?
	performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or douching?
	kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing teeth, nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth?
	inflicted pain during sex?
	been involved in cunnilingus during the woman's period?
	had sex during the woman's period?
	foot masturbated someone?
	been foot masturbated?
	tongue bathed someone?
	been tongue bathed?
	licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes?
	had your feet and/or toes licked or sucked by someone else?
	licked someone's anus?
	licked someone's anus while they were defecating?
	performed oral sex while the person was urinating?
	drank your own urine?
	tasted or drank someone else's urine?
	drank/drained an entire bladder-full of someone else's urine?
	drank human blood?
	tasted someone else's nasal mucous?
	been involved in a golden shower?
	swallowed your partner's orgasmic secretions?
	used the purity test as a checklist of things you could do?
	ever done something for the sole purpose of lowering your purity test score?
	bought/read books to enhance sexual technique?
	participated in purity testing with an ulterior motive?
	become interested in someone only after hearing about their purity test score?

That's it. You can use your score to compare relative experience with friends and partners, but you might not want to tell your mother. Scores range from 0 (very experienced) to 100 (totally pure).

After you calculate your score, you may save your answers by copying this data.

You may come back at a later date and see how pure you used to be by pasting your data string in the box above and pressing the Repopulate Questionnaire button. The form will automatically refill with your old answers.

Your data is never saved my me. You can delete it or save it.. It is up to you.